you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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