How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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