Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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