So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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