I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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