Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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