that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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