well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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