do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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