she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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