she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ladies don't puke and tell
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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