Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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