But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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