It's like a parade of train wrecks.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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