I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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