She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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