put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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