Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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