Walk of Shame. In a state park.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
