Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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