spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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