he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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