Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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