can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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