I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
