Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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