I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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