wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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