She said her name was "party"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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