Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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