hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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