Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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