Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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