My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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