Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So vagazzling was a success
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