He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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