Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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