Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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