i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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