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i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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