Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
