Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
