Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We named our party play list daddy issues
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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