I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i love accidental penises.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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