I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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