I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
