I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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