i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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