coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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