She is in my trunk
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
operation harelip BJ is a go
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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