is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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