I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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