p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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