She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
