I can tuck mytits in my pants
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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