Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Welp...herpes.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You pole danced in your parka.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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